
Английские скороговорки (часть 10)
Английские скороговорки — продолжение
451
I feel a feel a funny feel a funny feel feel I,
If I feel a funny feel a funny feel feel I.
452
Never trust
a sloppy crust,
a squally gust,
ships that rust,
or girls with lust.
But if you must,
you may trust
to go bust,
and back to dust,
which serves you just.
453
A sad story about Nobody
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody, when Nobody did, what Anybody could have done.
454
Hello?
Who’s calling?
Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John what?
Yes.
… I’ll call on you this afternoon.
All right, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name, then?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt. Knott.
What?
455
Round brown bread
456
grip glue, grip glue, grip glue, …
457
Bob’s pop-up blocker blocks Bob’s pop-ups.
458
Chill, Shake, Serve, …
459
M. R. Ducks
M.R. not Ducks
O. S. M. R.
L. I’ll B.
M. R. Ducks!
460
How much cash could a sasquatch stash if a sasquatch could stash cash?
461
A cunning young canner from Canning
Once observed to his granny,
«A canner can can
a lot of things gran,
But a canner can’t can a can, can he?»
462
How many ducks could a duck duct-tape, if a duck could duct-tape ducks?
463
Bad dead bed-bugs bleed bug blood.
464
Upper roller, lower roller,
upper roller, lower roller,
upper roller, lower roller, …
465
Bill had a billboard, Bill also had a board bill. The billboard bored Bill so Bill sold the billboard to pay for the board bill.
466
Washington’s wash woman washed Washington’s wash while Washington’s wife went west.
467
Faith’s face cloth, Faith’s face cloth, Faith’s face cloth, …
468
Deer, deer, oh dear, oh dear,
your career as a deer is over here
no, no, oh no, although
your career as a skellytun’s begun.
469
The sixth sick Sikh’s sixth sheep is sick.
470
Click, clap, pluck, …
471
Mister Twister’s tongue twisters, …
472
Hum-min-a, Hum-min-a, Hum-min-a, …
473
Mud bug, mud bug, mud bug, …
474
Polish it in the corner. Polish it in the corner. Polish it in the corner. …
475
I gratefully gazed at the gracefully grazing gazelles.
476
Really very weary, really very weary, really very weary, …
477
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep ‘s sick.
478
Thrushcross Grange
479
Six sticky skeletons, six sticky skeletons, six sticky skeletons, …
480
Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore
For shops at the seashore are so sure to lose
And she’s not so sure of what she should be selling
Should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes
481
A canner exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny,
A canner can can,
Anything that he can,
But a canner can’t can a can; can he?
482
She sat upon a balcony, inimicably mimicking him hiccuping and amicably welcoming him in.
483
I can’t believe that «I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!» is actually a butter that I can’t believe is not butter.
«I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!» is a butter substitute produced by Becel/Flora/Promise, a subsidiary of Unilever.
484
You name it, we claim it. If we can’t get it, we’ll send you to get it. If we can’t send you to get it, forgit it. Who’s got it, if we don’t got it?
485
If your Bob doesnt give our Bob that bob that your Bob owes our Bob, our Bob will give your Bob a bob in the eye.
486
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
487
chip shop chips
488
Velvet Revolver
Velvet Revolver
Velvet Revolver
…
489
Shine my city shoes!
490
Sniff Sesh! Sniff Sesh! Sniff Sesh!
491
The Knight said, «He’s», with niceties, «some nights a tease or nice at ease on nice settees».
492
How much snus could a moose on the loose use
if a moose on the loose could use loose snus?
493
Black Rock Brain Lock
494
Which Witch snitched the Snitch Witch?
Or did the Snitch Witch snitch the Witch?
If the Snitch Witch snitched the Witch
then which Witch did the Snitch Witch snitch?
495
A maid named Lady Marmalade
made mainly lard and lemonade.
M’lady lamely never made
a well-named, labelled marmalade.
496
Theodore Thistle threw three thorny thistles.
How many thorny thistles did Theodore Thistle throw?
497
Silly Sally Shouldnort shaved sheep she should show soon so selling sheep shaved showed she shouldn’t show shaved sheep so soon.
498
Cracker rapper, cracker rapper, cracker rapper, …
499
Lenny Lou leopard led leprechauns leaping like lemmings.
500
loyal royal lawyer
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