Английские скороговорки (часть 12)

Английские скороговорки — продолжение

551

Normal word order or inverted word order?

552

Peter Rabbit raddish robber

553

There’s a cross on the muzzle

Of the pistol with the bullet

But a nick on the handle

Of the pistol with the blank.

554

«The pellet with the poison’s

In the vessel with the pestle

The chalice from the palace

Has the brew that is true.»

later switched to:

«The pellet with the poison’s

In the flagon with the dragon

The vessel with the pestle

Has the brew that is true»

555

The Doge did what a Doge does, when a Doge does his duty to a Duke, that is. When the Doge did his duty and the Duke didn’t, that’s when the Duchess did the dirt to the Duke with the Doge. There they were in the dark: The Duke with his dagger, the Doge with his dart and the Duchess with her dirk. The Duchess dug at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn’t. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke.

556

Everybody’s heard of Peter Piper

And the peck of pickled peppers that he picked

That’s such a silly simple children’s game

It hasn’t even got a name

But I’d like to bet that it’ll trip you

And I bet you’re gonna have to say you’re licked

If Peter Piper you pronounce with ease

Then twist your tongue around these

Moses supposes his toeses are roses

But Moses supposes erroneously

For Moses he knowses his toeses aren’t roses

As Moses supposes his toeses to be

That’s tongue twisters

And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung

If you insist you want to try a lisp

Then step up mister and twist your tongue

Now Kissle will whistle at busty Miss. Russell

Who’ll rustle and bustle till Kissle will roar

So Russell asked Axle for Kissle’s dismissal

And this’ll teach Kissle to whistle no more

That’s tongue twisters

And it seems so easy till you twist your tongue

Tito and Tato were tattooed in total

But Toto was only tattooed on his toe

So Tato told Tito where Toto was tattooed

But Tito said Toto’s tattoo wouldn’t show

Theda thought Thora was thumping her thimble

But Thomas thought Thora was thumping her drum

Said Theda if Thora’s not thumping her thimble

I think that she surely is thumping her thumb

That’s tongue twisters

And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung

If you insist you want to try a lisp

Then step up mister and twist your tongue

Now Charley is chary when choosing his cheeses

And cheese is a challenge when Charley arrives

When Charley is charming and chooses a cheddar

Then chews it and chips it and chops in some chives

Heda is hoping to hop to Tahiti

To hack a hibiscus to hang on her hat

Now Heda has hundreds of hats on her hatrack

So how can a hop to Tahiti help that

Snobby Miss. Nora is sniffing her snuffer

The snuffer’s no sniffing it makes Nora sneeze

When Snyda lets Nort know his Nora is sneezing

She snappily snorts Nora’s sneezing a breeze

Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore

For shops at the seashore are so sure to lose

And she’s not so sure of what she should be selling

Should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes

That’s tongue twisters

And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung

If you insist you want to try a lisp

Then step up mister and twist your tongue

Twista felt Twister was trying to whistle

But Twister had twisted his tongue

«Tongue Twisters» performed by Danny Kaye

557

Colliding, colt riding cowboys, combining colliding while gliding at night coinciding in their fight. It wasn’t quite trite even with slight sight, who was right? The fight like light, flashed bright, fast as bears bite flies flying near the bears eyes the fleeing flies die.

558

Green and brown blades of grass

559

Broken blue crayon

560

Four poor fools filled four pools full.

561

Sleep sweetly! Sleep sweetly! Sleep sweetly!

562

The Professor Peter Peckinpah all purpose anti-personnel Peckinpah pocket pistol under the toupee trick

563

Pro bono boa prose

564

Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people, …

565

De doorgaans dappere Durgerdammer drukker Dirk Doordraver die driemaal daags drieduims dikke dictionaires drukte doch door de dagelijkse druk dermate depressief doordraaide dat Dirk daaraan denkend daardoor dieptreurig de donkergrijze deur der drukkerij denderend dicht donderde. Dirk’s drie dikke domme dochters dachten dat depressieve Dirk dagelijks drie deciliter drabbig dikke donkere druivensap dronk.

566

Shannon shant ship ships through Shilshole.

567

If blue bugs bleed blue blood, and black bugs bleed black blood, do blue-black bugs bleed blue-black blood?

568

Carolina Herrera resides in the rural area with her running horses.

569

How many bears could Bear Grills grill if Bear grills could grill bears?

570

The children eat the chicken in the kitchen.

571

Cheap Sheep Sheets, Cheap Sheep Sheets, Cheap Sheep Sheets.

572

The greedy Greek geek agreed.

573

Frozen Floyd flicks fat fleas for a fixed flat fee.

574

Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

575

An inchworm inches on ivy that itches.

576

Nope, an antelope can’t elope with a cantelope.

577

«Two tried» and «True tied»

578

Three free fleas flew freely through the flu.

579

The CEO’s colleagues trusted those successful clients although their results weren’t less than lumpy!

580

Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket on.

Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket off.

Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket on.

Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket off.

Jacket on,

Jacket off,

Jacket on,

Jacket off.

581

Burger burglar

582

Quick queens quack quick quacks quicker than quacking quails.

583

How many wenches could a witch’s wench wrench wrench if a witch’s wench wrench could wrench wenches. As many wenches as a witch’s wench wrench could, if a witch’s wench wrench could wrench wenches.

584

Washing the washing machine while watching the washing machine washing washing.

585

Plaid pleated pants, Plaid pleated pants, Plaid pleated pants, …

586

Drunk drugged ducks, Drunk drugged ducks, Drunk drugged ducks, …

587

She snapped a selfie with Sophie’s silver cell phone.

588

She surely suits shiny sleek short skirts.

589

Tell Tom the ticket taker to take the ticket to the ticket wicket.

590

How many pounds in a groundhog’s mound when a groundhog pounds hog mounds?

Siri said this when asked «How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.»

591

A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped.

592

Labradoodle, labradoodle, labradoodle, …

593

Yelling yellow Yeti.

594

Feeling footloose, fancy-free and frisky, this feather-brained fellow finagled his fond father into forking over his fortune. Forthwith, he fled for foreign fields and frittered his farthings feasting fabulously with fair-weather friends. Finally, fleeced by those folly filled fellows and facing famine, he found him-self a feed flinger in a filthy farm-lot. He fain would have filled his frame with foraged food from fodder fragments.

595

«Fooey! My father’s flunkies fare far fancier,» the frazzled fugitive fumed feverishly, frankly facing fact.

596

Frustrated from failure and filled with forebodings, he fled for his family. Falling at his father’s feet, he floundered forlornly. «Father, I have flunked and fruitlessly forfeited further family favors . . .»

597

But the faithful father, forestalling further flinching, frantically flagged his flunkies to fetch forth the finest fatling and fix a feast.

598

But the fugitive’s fault finding frater, faithfully farming his father’s fields for free, frowned at this fickle forgiveness of former falderal. His fury flashed, but fussing was futile.

599

His foresighted father figured, «Such filial fidelity is fine, but what forbids fervent festivities? The fugitive is found! Unfurl the flags! With fanfare flaring, let fun, frolic and frivolity flow freely, former failures forgotten and folly forsaken.»

600

Forgiveness forms a firm foundation for future fortitude.

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