Английские скороговорки (часть 12)
Английские скороговорки — продолжение
551
Normal word order or inverted word order?
552
Peter Rabbit raddish robber
553
There’s a cross on the muzzle
Of the pistol with the bullet
But a nick on the handle
Of the pistol with the blank.
554
«The pellet with the poison’s
In the vessel with the pestle
The chalice from the palace
Has the brew that is true.»
later switched to:
«The pellet with the poison’s
In the flagon with the dragon
The vessel with the pestle
Has the brew that is true»
555
The Doge did what a Doge does, when a Doge does his duty to a Duke, that is. When the Doge did his duty and the Duke didn’t, that’s when the Duchess did the dirt to the Duke with the Doge. There they were in the dark: The Duke with his dagger, the Doge with his dart and the Duchess with her dirk. The Duchess dug at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn’t. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke.
556
Everybody’s heard of Peter Piper
And the peck of pickled peppers that he picked
That’s such a silly simple children’s game
It hasn’t even got a name
But I’d like to bet that it’ll trip you
And I bet you’re gonna have to say you’re licked
If Peter Piper you pronounce with ease
Then twist your tongue around these
Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously
For Moses he knowses his toeses aren’t roses
As Moses supposes his toeses to be
That’s tongue twisters
And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung
If you insist you want to try a lisp
Then step up mister and twist your tongue
Now Kissle will whistle at busty Miss. Russell
Who’ll rustle and bustle till Kissle will roar
So Russell asked Axle for Kissle’s dismissal
And this’ll teach Kissle to whistle no more
That’s tongue twisters
And it seems so easy till you twist your tongue
Tito and Tato were tattooed in total
But Toto was only tattooed on his toe
So Tato told Tito where Toto was tattooed
But Tito said Toto’s tattoo wouldn’t show
Theda thought Thora was thumping her thimble
But Thomas thought Thora was thumping her drum
Said Theda if Thora’s not thumping her thimble
I think that she surely is thumping her thumb
That’s tongue twisters
And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung
If you insist you want to try a lisp
Then step up mister and twist your tongue
Now Charley is chary when choosing his cheeses
And cheese is a challenge when Charley arrives
When Charley is charming and chooses a cheddar
Then chews it and chips it and chops in some chives
Heda is hoping to hop to Tahiti
To hack a hibiscus to hang on her hat
Now Heda has hundreds of hats on her hatrack
So how can a hop to Tahiti help that
Snobby Miss. Nora is sniffing her snuffer
The snuffer’s no sniffing it makes Nora sneeze
When Snyda lets Nort know his Nora is sneezing
She snappily snorts Nora’s sneezing a breeze
Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore
For shops at the seashore are so sure to lose
And she’s not so sure of what she should be selling
Should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes
That’s tongue twisters
And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung
If you insist you want to try a lisp
Then step up mister and twist your tongue
Twista felt Twister was trying to whistle
But Twister had twisted his tongue
«Tongue Twisters» performed by Danny Kaye
557
Colliding, colt riding cowboys, combining colliding while gliding at night coinciding in their fight. It wasn’t quite trite even with slight sight, who was right? The fight like light, flashed bright, fast as bears bite flies flying near the bears eyes the fleeing flies die.
558
Green and brown blades of grass
559
Broken blue crayon
560
Four poor fools filled four pools full.
561
Sleep sweetly! Sleep sweetly! Sleep sweetly!
562
The Professor Peter Peckinpah all purpose anti-personnel Peckinpah pocket pistol under the toupee trick
563
Pro bono boa prose
564
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people, …
565
De doorgaans dappere Durgerdammer drukker Dirk Doordraver die driemaal daags drieduims dikke dictionaires drukte doch door de dagelijkse druk dermate depressief doordraaide dat Dirk daaraan denkend daardoor dieptreurig de donkergrijze deur der drukkerij denderend dicht donderde. Dirk’s drie dikke domme dochters dachten dat depressieve Dirk dagelijks drie deciliter drabbig dikke donkere druivensap dronk.
566
Shannon shant ship ships through Shilshole.
567
If blue bugs bleed blue blood, and black bugs bleed black blood, do blue-black bugs bleed blue-black blood?
568
Carolina Herrera resides in the rural area with her running horses.
569
How many bears could Bear Grills grill if Bear grills could grill bears?
570
The children eat the chicken in the kitchen.
571
Cheap Sheep Sheets, Cheap Sheep Sheets, Cheap Sheep Sheets.
572
The greedy Greek geek agreed.
573
Frozen Floyd flicks fat fleas for a fixed flat fee.
574
Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.
575
An inchworm inches on ivy that itches.
576
Nope, an antelope can’t elope with a cantelope.
577
«Two tried» and «True tied»
578
Three free fleas flew freely through the flu.
579
The CEO’s colleagues trusted those successful clients although their results weren’t less than lumpy!
580
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket on.
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket off.
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket on.
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket off.
Jacket on,
Jacket off,
Jacket on,
Jacket off.
581
Burger burglar
582
Quick queens quack quick quacks quicker than quacking quails.
583
How many wenches could a witch’s wench wrench wrench if a witch’s wench wrench could wrench wenches. As many wenches as a witch’s wench wrench could, if a witch’s wench wrench could wrench wenches.
584
Washing the washing machine while watching the washing machine washing washing.
585
Plaid pleated pants, Plaid pleated pants, Plaid pleated pants, …
586
Drunk drugged ducks, Drunk drugged ducks, Drunk drugged ducks, …
587
She snapped a selfie with Sophie’s silver cell phone.
588
She surely suits shiny sleek short skirts.
589
Tell Tom the ticket taker to take the ticket to the ticket wicket.
590
How many pounds in a groundhog’s mound when a groundhog pounds hog mounds?
Siri said this when asked «How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.»
591
A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped.
592
Labradoodle, labradoodle, labradoodle, …
593
Yelling yellow Yeti.
594
Feeling footloose, fancy-free and frisky, this feather-brained fellow finagled his fond father into forking over his fortune. Forthwith, he fled for foreign fields and frittered his farthings feasting fabulously with fair-weather friends. Finally, fleeced by those folly filled fellows and facing famine, he found him-self a feed flinger in a filthy farm-lot. He fain would have filled his frame with foraged food from fodder fragments.
595
«Fooey! My father’s flunkies fare far fancier,» the frazzled fugitive fumed feverishly, frankly facing fact.
596
Frustrated from failure and filled with forebodings, he fled for his family. Falling at his father’s feet, he floundered forlornly. «Father, I have flunked and fruitlessly forfeited further family favors . . .»
597
But the faithful father, forestalling further flinching, frantically flagged his flunkies to fetch forth the finest fatling and fix a feast.
598
But the fugitive’s fault finding frater, faithfully farming his father’s fields for free, frowned at this fickle forgiveness of former falderal. His fury flashed, but fussing was futile.
599
His foresighted father figured, «Such filial fidelity is fine, but what forbids fervent festivities? The fugitive is found! Unfurl the flags! With fanfare flaring, let fun, frolic and frivolity flow freely, former failures forgotten and folly forsaken.»
600
Forgiveness forms a firm foundation for future fortitude.
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