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Английские скороговорки (часть 7)

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King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb.
A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb.
If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb,
How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb?


Five fat friars frying flat fish.


The bottle of perfume that Willy sent
was highly displeasing to Millicent.
Her thanks were so cold
that they quarreled, I’m told
o’er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent


Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood’s wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood.


A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.


Extinct insects’ instincts, extant insects’ instincts.


Sweater weather, leather weather.


One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.


The big black bug’s blood ran blue.


I am not the pheasant plucker,
I’m the pheasant plucker’s mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
’cause the pheasant plucker’s late.


Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott — but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that’s hot! Is it not?


We will learn why her lowly lone, worn yarn loom will rarely earn immoral money.


Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, …


If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer…..
Here’s an easy game to play.
Here’s an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted ’cause the index doesn’t hash,
then your situation’s hopeless, and your system’s gonna crash!

You can’t say this? What a shame, sir!
We’ll find you another game, sir.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
‘Cause as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you’ll want to ram your rom.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!


Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter.
Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.


Ray Rag ran across a rough road.
Across a rough road Ray Rag ran.
Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across?


Elmer Arnold


A Tudor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
«Is it harder to toot or
to tutor two tooters to toot?»


Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It’s round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.


Tim, the thin twin tinsmith.


Thin sticks, thick bricks


Red lorry, yellow lorry.


A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck how much a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.


Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill.


Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.


A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.


I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.


She sells sea shells on the seashore.
The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.


From the programmer’s desk:
She sells cshs by the C shore.


A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!


Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum.


Slick slim slippers sliding south.


The Leith police dismisseth us
They thought we sought to stay;
The Leith police dismisseth us
They thought we’d stay all day.
The Leith police dismisseth us,
We both sighed sighs apiece;
And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbye
Were the size of the Leith police.


Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!


Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo,
a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail.


The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.


How much dough would Bob Dole dole
if Bob Dole could dole dough?
Bob Dole would dole as much dough
as Bob Dole could dole,
if Bob Dole could dole dough.


People pledging plenty of pennies.


Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy.


To begin to toboggan,
first buy a toboggan.
But don’t buy too big a toboggan.
Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.


Courtney Dworkin


Switch watch, wrist watch.


Six thick thistle sticks


Sinful Caesar sipped his snifter,
seized his knees and sneezed.

Chester chooses chestnuts,
cheddar cheese with chewy chives.
He chews them and he chooses them.
He chooses them and he chews them
Those chestnuts, cheddar cheese
and chives in cheery, charming chunks.

Moses supposes his toeses are roses.
But Moses supposes erroneously.
Moses, he knowses his toeses aren’t roses
As Moses supposes his toeses to be.


I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.


She sells seashells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashore seashells.


Irish wristwatch


She had shoulder surgery.


To put a pipe in byte mode, type PIPE_TYPE_BYTE.

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