Английские скороговорки
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Английские скороговорки (часть 8)

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Английские скороговорки — продолжение


Three Tree Turtles
Three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters.
If three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters,
where’s the twisters the three tree turtles talked?


Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she’s sad.
Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she’s glad.
But the sadness of her sadness,
and the gladness of her gladness,
Are nothing like her madness when she’s mad!


I would if I could, and if I couldn’t, how could I?
You couldn’t, unless you could, could you?


real rear wheel


Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,
A clip drape shipshape tip top sock.
Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock,
But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock.
None of your fantastic slack swap slop
From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop.
Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sock
With a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock.
Not a supersheet seersucker rucksack sock,
Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik’s sock
Off a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block.
Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glop
Tip me to a tip top grip top sock.


National Sheepshire Sheep Association


The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.


The little red lorry went down Limuru road.

Limuru (Lee-moo-roo) road is a the name of a road in Kenya.


Flies fly but a fly flies.


Did Doug dig Dick’s garden or did Dick dig Doug’s garden?


If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot to talk ere the tot could totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought or naught or what ought to be taught ‘er?


How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.


Federal Express is now called FedEx.
When I retire I’ll be a FedEx ex.
But if I’m an officer when I retire, I’ll be an ex Fedex Exec.
Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec’s ex.
If I rejoin FedEx in time, I’d be an ex ex FedEx exec.
When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec’s ex.


Which witch snitched the stitched switch for which the Swiss witch wished?


Does this shop sport short socks with spots?


Customer: Do you have soothers?
Shopkeeper (thinking he had said «scissors»): No, we don’t have scissors.
Customer: Soothers!
Shopkeeper : No, we don’t have scissors or soothers.
… scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, …


Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor’s shop.
All day long he fits and tucks,
all day long he tucks and fits,
and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,
and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.
Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor’s shop.


No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.


I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, and I’d die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why.


My mommy makes me muffins on Mondays.


A real rare whale.


Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn’t teeter-totter as Terry Teeter taught her to.


Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog ‘s dead.


I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.


Kanta is a masai girl. She can tie a tie and untie a tie. If Kanta can tie a tie and untie a tie, why can’t I tie a tie and untie a tie?


I’m a mother pheasant plucker,
I pluck mother pheasants.
I’m the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker,
to ever pluck a mother pheasant. Actually, …
I’m Not the pheasant plucker,
I’m the pheasant plucker’s son.
But I’ll stay and pluck the pheasants
Till the pheasant plucking ‘s done!


If you go for a gopher a gopher will go for a gopher hole.


Seven slick and sexy sealskin ski suits slid slowly down the slope.


The chief of the Leith police dismisseth us.


Fred Threlfall’s thirty-five fine threads are finer threads than Fred Threlfall’s thirty-five thick threads.


Bug’s black blood, Black bug’s blood


Reed Wade Road


Jack’s nap sack strap snapped.


I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. I saw Esau; he saw me.


A quick witted cricket critic.


Hitchcock Hawk Watch Spots Record Raptors


Sure, sir, the ship’s sure shipshape, sir.


The Smothers brothers’ father’s mother’s brothers are
the Smothers brothers’ mother’s father’s other brothers.


One Double Dozen Double Damask Dinner Napkins


The cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out.


Dear mother,
give your other udder
to my other brother.


Blended baby blue bug’s blood blotches.


So, this is the sushi chef?


Furnish Freddie’s nursery with forty-four furry Furby Beanie Babies.


Arnold Palmer, Arnold Palmer, Arnold Palmer, …


A bitter biting bittern bit a better biting bittern
And the better biting bittern bit the bitter biting bittern back.
Said the bitter biting bittern to the better biting bittern
“I’m a bitter biting bittern bitten back”


Certified certificates from certified certificate certifiers.


Imagine, imagining imagining, an imaginary imaginary imaginary menagerie manager, imagining imagining imagining an imaginary imaginary imaginary managerie.


What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
Any noise annoys a noisy oyster,
but a noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster most!


We need a plan to fan a pan; find a pan to fan, then find a fan to fan the pan, then fan the pan.

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